Man I should really start using this again, I am a professional slacker. I love you people and I love writing for you people, however my dog does not. Champ is perfectly fine with me never leaving the bed, I think if I just laid down next to the treat jar so he could eat an endless amount of chewsticks while laying on my belly would be a successful day in his mind. My new label for myself is “Queen of the dogs” because no longer do I have friends, just canine companions. I’m not complaining though, I’d rather sweep up dog fur then deal with the girl drama I see every day on campus and at work.
I brought home a pack of 100 chewsticks yesterday from Walmart. Yep, count them, 100. The sheer excitement when I pulled that pack of chewsticks out of the blue plastic bag was just WAY too much cute. The tail wags and the sitting at my feet for 20 minutes while I unloaded the groceries was the exact reason I got a dog in the first place. Who else is going to lay with me and listen to me bitch while I’m on my period? Champ is always there and he is way cheaper than the therapist I would probably have if it weren’t for him.
In other news, I am super pumped up about fall, all decorated with pumpkins and delicious scented candles that scream Christmas is near. I have been debating on doggy halloween costume too, I don’t think he likes the pirate, “RUFF”-eree, or spider costume that he has tried on at the pet store. He is currently jumping up on my leg putting his wet chew toy on my lap. I just tore the squeaker out of it, just call me the fun sucking mom. He went and got his one year check up and rabies shot today, too. I am shocked that my little monkey is already one, and it makes me dread having children. They just grow up so fast!!! I sound more and more like my mother every day.
Oh and before I forget, my Etsy shop has been booming lately, but today I finally got all caught up on my orders and I’m now ready to fill more! Don’t forget that you can order cheap vinyl monograms anytime you need them! Check out my Etsy shop here.