My dog is my best friend. I never expected to love a dog as much as I do, but now he is everything to me. Without my dog, my days would be a little less fun and much less cuddly. While I do have a boyfriend, in a perfect world it would be just me and my dog. I have this weird feeling that I’m not alone when I say that I’d rather date my dog.
1. They feed themselves
Fill up the bowl once a day and that’s it, no runs to McDonalds at 2am for a dog.
2. They don’t leave messes
I don’t have to tell my dogs to pick up their dirty clothes when they get out of the shower, I mean how hard is that really?
3. They don’t leave the seat up
They don’t even use the same toilet as me, what more could I ask for?
4. They like to snuggle
You don’t hear a dog tell you that his arm is asleep when he cuddles with you, they willingly curl up right on your shoulder (my big dog even lets me lay on his belly to nap).
5. They don’t argue about what to watch on TV
Keeping up with the Kardashians? They’ll lay in front of the TV and they won’t complain.
6. They give endless kisses
And they don’t even complain about morning breath.
7. They’re always excited to see you when you get home
No matter what.
8. They appreciate every treat you bring home for them
They might not say thank you, but you can just tell how happy they are.
9. They listen to you when you’re talking to them
Even when you think you’re crazy for talking to your dog, what boy actually listens?
10. I would like to think that if my dog could text he would always text me back
Still can’t get my boyfriend to do that.
11. They give unconditional love
And that is rarely something that a boyfriend could give.